Department of Questionably Necessary Internet Services

The internet has paperwork
with your name on it.

CASE STATUS UNRESOLVED
BY DESIGN

23 / METADATA SHREDDING UNIT

Remove the unnecessary biography attached to your files.

Rewrite images and PDFs locally to remove common document properties, EXIF-style baggage, and catalog XMP metadata. This is practical cleanup, not witness protection for nation-state secrets.

LIMITED SANITIZATION NOTICE

This is not a forensic anonymity guarantee.

Common metadata is removed or rewritten. Hidden content, annotations, embedded files, revision history, and visual clues may remain extremely chatty.

BEST EFFORT
The shredder is idle. It has been unplugged from the cloud for everyone's comfort.

PROCESSING DISCLOSURE

What “local” means here.

The selected file is read by JavaScript running in your browser. Processing uses browser memory and CPU, then creates a download directly on your device. The file is not posted to an IPdeeznuts API. Reloading or closing the page clears the working state because the department has neither accounts nor a filing cabinet.