Department of Questionably Necessary Internet Services

The internet has paperwork
with your name on it.

CASE STATUS UNRESOLVED
BY DESIGN

22 / IMAGE REASSIGNMENT OFFICE

Convert, resize, and compress the pixels.

Convert multiple images, cap their dimensions, and adjust quality. Canvas re-encoding also strips common embedded metadata as a side effect of making the pixels reapply for employment.

PIXEL EMPLOYMENT NOTICE

Images are decoded and reissued locally.

Animated images become one frame. Their remaining frames have been made redundant.

UPLOADS: ABSOLUTELY NOT
The pixels are awaiting reassignment paperwork.

PROCESSING DISCLOSURE

What “local” means here.

The selected file is read by JavaScript running in your browser. Processing uses browser memory and CPU, then creates a download directly on your device. The file is not posted to an IPdeeznuts API. Reloading or closing the page clears the working state because the department has neither accounts nor a filing cabinet.